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Nige and Nickie

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by fran-MLs little camera, Nov 24, 2012.

  1. hemburysaint

    hemburysaint Member

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    I think if Liverpool came calling for Nige, he'd be off.
     
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  2. Chaplow's Shiny Head

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    I think you are right
     
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  3. hemburysaint

    hemburysaint Member

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    Please can you tell that to my wife.
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    She'd never believe that.
     
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  5. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    I'm not sure I do.
     
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  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Where is burn down Fratton park sink Portsea Island on that list?
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Only gave you the summary. Didn't bother with the obvious.
     
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  8. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Never argue with a woman mate as you are sure to lose. You need to be far more subtle. Just carefully sow the germ of an idea for a proposl and then let her think about it and after a while say you want nothing to do with such a ridiculous notion and she is sure to want it. Thats the theory anyway but I am yet to get it to work and that is after many decades of trying.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    The difficulty that men have (apart from being wrong since the beginning of time:biggrin:) is that women are genetically programmed to read people's faces in order to be alerted to danger and protect their families. The advantage you have is that we are also programmed to love you (especially Fonte:emoticon-0110-tongu).
     
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  10. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    That explains why the very lovely Mrs Godders:emoticon-0115-inlov has been madly in love with me all these years (despite my being just about the ugliest, grumpiest thing on two legs) something I have never been able to fathom out.

    Are there any other genetically programmed thingies with women you can tell me about that would explain away many of married life's mysteries?
     
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  11. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    We are programmed to want things. Human advancement was started when men were driven out of caves and told to invent shoes and discover chocolate.
     
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  12. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    I read in the Sunday Times today that a recent survey showed that only two thirds of women are perfect.
     
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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent conference held in London and attended by some of the finest linguists and etymologists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was asked: " Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."

    Here is his astute answer:

    "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

    His answer received with a standing ovation.
     
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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    StG, I shall have to steal that. ;)
     
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