The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

No, you don't.

 

How much fun is it that the ****tard brigade has returned.

I was literally thinking earlier today, the Liverpool board needs more Anti United rants and boom......... there it is, loads of it.

Perfect.

 

It's quite stunning that so many such utter ****wits can be found in one nice convenient place.

And even some of the seemingly ok ones join in when it goes dark and it suits them, such joy.

 

Careful, they'll tell us we are on the Liverpool board........







on a website made by a Celtic fan for Scottish football fans

 

The 'this is our board' line has to be the most embarrassing thing that even they come out with. Amongst many.

No, it ****ing isn't you half wits.

 

Its something children would do......

which explains quite a lot

 

I genuinely think the idiots we all know off hate us. Real hate.

I imagine they curse the names Rusholme Ruffian, UIR, Sweats, Swarbs, Ivor, NOF, RHC, Luv, Gerrez.

 

Have no idea what you're both on about.. I tend not to look on another teams board much unless something interest has happened.

Seen that the insightful donga twat is back..

 

It's now on 'our' board in all its glory. Take a peek.
It's good.

 

All these scousers on our board. An outrage.

Seriously though, Swarbs, remove that cum stain Bos/CpofL.

 

I can't be arsed to entertain the sad twats warped ideas.. Read about 4 posts on the scholes thread.. It's o viciously a conspiracy as he's never been sent off for bad tackles and never does ever fahkt. He's never had a red ever.

I don't know why anyone rises to the sad pricks.

 

Get this for random.

My local boozer <upmarket pub>

Few SAS were in last night having been to the rugby..

One soldier has had his legs and one arm blown off. Sat in the corner for comfort took his legs off and one arm, placed on the table.. Got into an arguement with another fan..

Went on for 20 mins then said literally legless bloke somehow managed to lunge at the other bloke (**** knows how as he has no legs) smashed him in the face with his only arm then picked up his prosthetic arm and bit the guy round the head with it..

Was literally the best thing I have ever seen.. Was like the scene of the dark knight in the holy grail. Only he won..

 

Fkn funny. create post leave. Its on the manc board is it how many pages ?

It couldn't have been more obvious really I got bored I guess. Unlike RR and UIR, 2 arsehole contractors cos they get no holidays. from being arseholes.

 

Technically, this is on the Liverpool board. You guys just get re-directed here

 

Good drink?

Enjoy.

 

Father Jack?

 

Just put this on the arsenal board..:


Wenger addicted to losing
12-11-12
ARSENE Wenger is now a full-blown addict to Arsenal&#8217;s chronic inablity to win, it has emerged.



Driven to nearly succeed
The Arsenal manager said that he first began to relish the feeling of raging exasperation when the Gunners went 4-0 up against Newcastle in 2011, only for Newcastle to pull the game back to 4-4 in the second half.

Wenger said: &#8220;At first, the emotions of that game felt negative &#8211; but as the second half went on, it was as if I was savouring the exquisite tang of a perfect vinaigrette á la moutarde.

&#8220;This acrid sensation in my belly, my loins, I could hardly contain myself. Ah, such plaisir!&#8221;

Since then, Wenger has dedicated his footballing genius to tactics that will ensure his team collapses like a souffle time and again.

He has combed Europe for the perfect combination of weak-kneed underachievers who can deliver the galling failure he craves.

Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: &#8220;When Van Persie achieved the sort of goalscoring consistency that might have seen Arsenal win something, anything, Wenger dropped hints to the player that he might be happier at a bigger club such as Manchester United.

&#8220;And when players such as Diaby and Jack Wilshere showed promise, Wenger would sneak into the kit room and butter the studs on their boots to ensure they slipped and suffered longterm injuries.

Wenger said that while he may look like he is suffering agonies on the touchline, he is actually experiencing a rare form of extreme pleasure: &#8220;It is for that reason I wear that long coat.

&#8220;When your team is losing, fans do not like to look down at their manager and see that he is in the throes of sexual arousal.&#8221;



Unsurprisingly it has not received a good response..

 

You've not got Sky anymore have you?

England doing a good job in India, could be a leveller. Couple more wickets before close and it's on, and all this while playing with only nine men as Trott and Bell haven't bothered to turn up (although Bell was dropped for this one).

In other news, need both City and Chelsea to score today for a tidy goals galore win.

 

No don't have the sport anymore.

Not sure what to do with myself today.. No hangover today and was asleep by 11.. Most peculiar feeling .. May go and inspect the flooding.. Think I'm in an island today as most of the roads out the town are closed and under water.

 

Are you SpongeBob...?