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O/T Using footballer's first names to describe something = hilarious

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  1. CumbrianTiger

    CumbrianTiger Member

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    Come across this group on Facebook thought alot of you on here would enjoy it:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269575922254

    See if anyone can come up with any better ones. I will start:

    my friend support Hull all the way from new zealand... i would definately call him a jefferson (farfan)
     
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  2. Sagegee

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    TWS are a bunch of Avrams!!!
     
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    i ejaculated my david all over her jugs. it was very lionel. when i had finished, she had to chris.


    any good? very chauvinistic.
     
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    I went to Ji Sung my car, when some bunch of David's told me to move, I told them they were a bunch of Stefan's.
     
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  5. CumbrianTiger

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    haha yes i enjoyed this one. Seaman, Messi and Chris Who?
     
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    Park, David and Stefan?
     
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    Topical one from last night-

    traded my girlfriend in the other week for a Manuel model

    (Neuer)
     
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    Waddle?
     
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    Park, Pratt and Kuntz.
     
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    "Seaman, Messi, Waddle"

    That is brilliant.

    One that I regularly use is when something is **** or crap I say its a load of McKinley. (Tosh McKinley). Been using it for years. What ever happened to Tosh McKinlay?
     
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  11. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    I think I must have chronic Dean my Bernt has been giving me trouble all day
     
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    am I the only one that's thinking what the absolute **** are you all on about? <laugh>
     
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  13. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    Substitute the forename for a footballer's surname in the sentence and hopefully it make sense. i.e Lionel = Messi.
     
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    When we get our points deduction, our league places will be Alejandro.

    (Faurlin)
     
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