That's the one thing I have going for me - There's absolutely no chance of the opposition reading a bloke who hasn't a ****ing clue
Although maybe tactics are overrated. We had lost all games this season at uni (4-4-2) and then we switched formation to no real roles or positions, just a standard back 4 and then assigned 3 men to play in midfield, and 3 men to play ahead of them in attack. No positions as such, and we havent lost (nor won actually, 2 score draws) since.
The thing is anyone of us on here could manage Celtic and win the SPL for the next 5 years at least easily