Swords or whoever he calls himself day by day is not our brightest forum poster. He's special. A special person. With special needs. Thanks for the good prior post mate, and good luck.
I notice you didn't dispute that you're a twat. You can't consider it an abundance in Hull though, not just because of Charlie, students can surpass their teachers you know. As for Taarabt, as AKCJ says when in the Championship you just needed to get him to sulk and he was a complete waste of a shirt. Not sure what it was we did but he was ineffective in both games, and we had the real dummy spitting moment at the KC where he asked to be subbed. The fact he wen that far will always put fans and managers of big clubs off signing him because they don't need to carry that risk. For a club in your position it's a case of having to take the risk to get the talent out of him, and you should be able to do that because it's what HR supposedly excels at. Personally I'd not bother playing him against the bigger clubs, get 11 workers and go for damage limitation or to maybe nick a win. Save him for the lesser clubs and do what the ice hockey teams do (or at least used to) and tell him to worry about playing while sticking someone like Derry in the team with the sole job being to protect him by taking out anyone who tries to take Taarabt out.
He lost a bet with one of our fans on his board last season and he's being a good sport by honouring it. You might get called a twat all the time, but most people don't. EDIT: Just realised you're surrounded by Southampton fans, so you probably do hear people being called a twat all the time.
I had my dinner right in front of me, it was a good job I didnt start eating or that would have meant cleaning the monitor.