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The Fat In The Hat

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by rogueleader, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Two to one the vote was done
    done for the hun this two to one
    lookout Chic Young
    Jabbas come,
    come all over the Record
    and the soaraway Sun
    what a dirty currant bun
    fat jabba..... williams son

    son of william, succulent lamber
    ate more cock than geoffrey dahmer
    utter spanner, shot his load `round Murrays manor
    though odious creep said the lamb was tough
    sent fat traynor into a huff,
    into a huff, pure cream puff
    punished enough,
    like phelps and duff

    like phelps and duff Jim likes it rough
    rough enough to make him squeal
    squeal for real and really squeal
    `cause Hectors still got one appeal
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  3. Kellybhoy

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    <laugh><applause> Brilliant!!!
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Im worried the Dahmer estate could sue.
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    <applause> I think we need to start a Celtic poetry corner <ok>
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Splendid idea. It will show just how cultured we are compared to the huns.
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Torbet ****ed bhoys
    And it was utterly repugnant
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    as I said, it will show how much more cultured than the hun we are
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I thought it was a good effort by myself. :(
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> Poet Laureate
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Maybe we need a rhyme-off thread <laugh>
     
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  12. Super hooper

    Super hooper New Member

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    Rangers culture is like their previous victories, they came about by crude methods helped by 2 to 1 decisions by their friendly
    match officials. Murray didn't rest until he got two of their own like minded people on the big tax tribune.
    The lodge and the masons come to their aid once again.
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Sweet suffrin ****<doh>
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    not bad, but it doesnt rhyme very well
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    There was a young man from Nairobi
    To whom playing midfield was toffee (pronounced "toaffee" like my dad does:bandit:)
    His name was Big Victor
    Your maw - he's licked her
    And you should see the size of his boaby

    <ok>
     
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