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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. ma mate flew all the way to melbourne, 24 hour flight and they asked him what he was doin in Oz and he said am actually goin to thailand today (it was a last minute thing that he cudny change so he had to go to Oz 1st) so they got suspicious of him and searched his bag and swabbed his wallet. ther ws ching on his wallet. he thot he was ****ed but they wer surprisingly awrite with him. imagine gettin put on the next flight home after 24 hours on a plane? suicide
     
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  2. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I've done that in Amsterdam and CDG. I've been through Schipol and back in a 24 hr period a few times. The first time I took a bit of grass back with me from the Dam I was ****ting it. Now it's no bother at all, do it every time. As long as your not taking more than a score back your alright.
     
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    he's lucky it wasnt a stop over in dubai, there was a guy there who was just getting a conecting flight and they found some dope in his sole (from standing on a joint), ended up getting 2 years or something <laugh> nae luck pal
     
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    <laugh> i heard about that, he had a grain on the bottom of his shoe and he got ****ed for it. <madarabs>
     
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  5. he did stop in dubai thats the thing. i had 50 vals in ma boxers and i was still ****in it. when ur coming into land at singapore the pilot actually tells u that drug traffickers will be executed. even tho vals are semi-legal u still get the paras.
     
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    <laugh> No way would you get me going to Dubai then. I went through a full bag search at Aberdeen Airport after T in the Park last week and when I got offshore the bottom of my washbag had about a half g of charles in it. Had to give it a good wash out, thank **** I never got my bag swabbed, I'd have been bumped off the flight and might have lost my job.
     
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  7. ma mate got caught with an ounce of speed and a gram of mdma at TITP. that was on the thursday so me n ma mate wer so para it was unreal cos if we got cot we wer gettin jail time cos we had everyones ching and everyones ectos. feels so good to get past the police dogs and get ur wristband. best feelin ever
     
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    <laugh> I opened up a case of Tennents, cut a tin open, emptied it out and put all the drugs in there. Then just glued the box back up and put it with my other 4 cases. No chance were they finding that. Done that the last 3 years. I never get searched anyway I've got an innocent face. I'll never get picked out in a line-up
     
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  9. thats what we did this year. when ur bag gets searched its just for weapons or bottles. saw alot of people gettin random police searches tho. saw a dog sniffin a guys arse then sittin down. caught.
     
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    <laugh> I told you my mate was petting a drugs dog. ****ing muppet! I slapped one two years ago because I was buckled outside the SLAM tent eating a pizza and it stuck it's nose near me. I expected to see a hippy on the end of the leash not a polisman. Luckily he just laughed and said "It probably smells your pizza"....aye, **** all to do with the charlie in my pocket.
     
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  11. pettin the dogs is actually a good thing to do cos dogs attention span is ****in shorter than brum.
     
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    <laugh> I just stay away from the police and their dogs at festivals. You see daft ****s talking to the police in some shape, asking for photos with them.

    I was skinning up in the SLAM tent this year and this auld **** of a steward came up to me and said that I'd better stop doing that because there were undercover cops all over the place. I just said "I'll take my chances" and kept on going. He must have thought I was daft. Half the folk sitting down in a tent in the arena are there to skin up. The police aren't going to lift you for that, they're looking for dealers and smackheads.
     
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  13. ther is undercover coppers ther. saw a guy with a walkie talkie. or maybe he was just smart enuff to click on that mobiles are useless at TITP and him and his mates bot walkie talkies. if not then I just invented that, this could also be used to commandeer drugs from people. right mate hand it over or ur gettin the jail.
     
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    <laugh> Aye, there is deffo undercover in the SLAM tent and wandering about but there not going to huckle some speccy wee **** rolling a joint. There were folk with bags filled with pills handing them out to all their mates like a penny mixture. No ****ing discretion. At least I made an attempt to hide my joint, and if I'm sharing out pills I get them ready in my pocket and do it slyly. Although I had 3 different kinds with me this year and one of them were these big white ones with red speckles they made me trip on the Friday night so I was avoiding them in the arena. The wee blue cupids were pretty mellow though.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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