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  1. Irohas Bunyon

    Irohas Bunyon Member

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    This afternoon is dragging. Someone please keep me entertained.
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Nov 23, 2012
  2. Bring Back Wooter

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    I bumped in to an old owl friend the other day. I said I had got married. He said, "you twit, to who".
     
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  3. Leo

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    Not very educated that owl was he - should obviously have said "to whom?"
     
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    The owl had sucked his cherry menthol tunes which had unblocked his nose, so there was no nasal mmmmm on the final consonant.
     
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  5. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    A striker named Forestieri
    Whose legs were excessively hairy
    Was thought to be brave
    By inviting a shave
    From a lovely beautician called Mary

    Your turn, Leo...
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Nov 23, 2012
  6. yorkshirehornet

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  8. yorkshirehornet

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    Why do the call USA: America....... when it is just one small failed state??
     
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  10. Irohas Bunyon

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    Thanks BBW. Thats actually quite topical as i got married about 6 weeks ago.
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Nov 23, 2012
  11. Irohas Bunyon

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    Thats not hairy mary is it?
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Nov 23, 2012
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  13. oldfrenchhorn

    oldfrenchhorn Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think that you are in trouble if you cannot be sure about exactly how long ago you got married. What chance of you remembering after 52 weeks? ;)
     
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  14. Irohas Bunyon

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    Those bloody illiterate owls, almost as bad as L***n fans.
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Nov 23, 2012
  15. Irohas Bunyon

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    Ok, if you want to congratulate me on my anniversary next year it was the 13th October & she won't let me forget it. She thinks every week is an anniversary!!
     
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  17. Irohas Bunyon

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    Thats what you get when you talk to f***ing menthol owls!
     
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  18. Irohas Bunyon

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    Thanks to all who posted, day over. Going home and gonna have a cold beer!
     
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    congrats Irohas Bunyon! <bubbly>
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2012
  20. Leo

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    Oh I wish I had any literary skills :)
     
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