Bored!

This afternoon is dragging. Someone please keep me entertained.

 

I bumped in to an old owl friend the other day. I said I had got married. He said, "you twit, to who".

 

Not very educated that owl was he - should obviously have said "to whom?"

 

The owl had sucked his cherry menthol tunes which had unblocked his nose, so there was no nasal mmmmm on the final consonant.

 

A striker named Forestieri
Whose legs were excessively hairy
Was thought to be brave
By inviting a shave
From a lovely beautician called Mary

Your turn, Leo...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20463192

I like this story....

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-20457443 is also a bit strange. It makes sense to me though

 

Why do the call USA: America....... when it is just one small failed state??

 

http://epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boring-soccer.jpg

 

Thanks BBW. Thats actually quite topical as i got married about 6 weeks ago.

 

Thats not hairy mary is it?

 

Parking's going to be a nightmare.

 

I think that you are in trouble if you cannot be sure about exactly how long ago you got married. What chance of you remembering after 52 weeks?

 

Those bloody illiterate owls, almost as bad as L***n fans.

 

Ok, if you want to congratulate me on my anniversary next year it was the 13th October & she won't let me forget it. She thinks every week is an anniversary!!

 

I didn't know it was called United Mexian states, so i've learnt something, thanks MH.

 

Thats what you get when you talk to f***ing menthol owls!

 

Thanks to all who posted, day over. Going home and gonna have a cold beer!

 

congrats Irohas Bunyon!

 

Oh I wish I had any literary skills