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There once was a Geordie named Dave
Who found a dead body in a cave
Even though it was minging
He still stuck his dick in
Thinking of the money he'd save

 

Wee willy Cheiky says he loves theToon,
But he's never off our board,
The ****ing thick baffoon.

 

Deluded the Geordie ****ing in a sty
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Then the boys came out to play
He kissed them too as he was gay

 

Geordie had a little lamb
Who wouldn't give him head
Now he takes it to sign on
Between two slices of bread

 

Away with a manager
With no pity he said
Roman the little despot
Chopped of his poor head


The stars in the Chelski
Looked down where he lay
We'll call him a racist
Together they all say


The replacement is Rafa
Not the best you may say
He may still be lucky
As the headhunters pray


We love you Lord Roman
With the money you've paid
Watch out for your wife though
Or by Terry she gets laid

 

Surely that'd make him Bi???? (although that doesn't rhyme as well)

 

Well we keep asking deluded to say bye, but he just doesn't take any notice..

 

It was Christmas Eve,Rog,down the BIGG one
An old whore sang a song as she rode another skunk
And then she closed her legs-Sombrero let out a fart
I’ve got a feeling lads you all know where this one’s going

Nana na nana,nana nana na,na na na na naw
Nana na nana,nana nana na,na na na na naw

The boys of the NUFC choir all queuing down the Dole
And the Bell-end shouts out loudly me hat was hiding up me hole

Nana na nana,nana nana na,na na na na naw
Nana na nana,nana nana na,na na na na naw

I know one of our lads told Sombo where his hat was hiding on another thread some time ago .As i pissed myself at the time I nicked it.