I would definitely sponsor someone to ride a donkey for charity. In fact I'd actually do a sponsored donkey ride. Or get on the back of a paragliding donkey for charity. Bet I could make a **** load for Dot Cottons donkey shelter.
a wud shag her after the donkey, wud be ****e tho cos the donkey wuda bored her hole out <sausageupaclose> maybe she'd let ye shag her up the arse. Venom could you shag her up the arse after it?
She'd have a fanny like the TARDIS. She was a tasty wee senorita like and if she's willing to let a donkey **** her I bet she'd be like a kangaroo ****ing a space hopper in bed. So aye, I probably would have gone the brown trail with her.
Aye, that was the worst bit, donkeys don't just do a wee bit of jizz, it was coming out her like a leaking tap. ****ing howling, still an experience I'll never forget. Tijuana is a ****ed-up place but they've cleaned it up loads. Would have loved to have gone there in the 70's/80's when it was mental with ****kicker Federales wandering about with shotguns and hookers on every corner. All the Navy guys from San Diego and loads of American students go down their to raze hell too. They put fly paper down to catch rats so near all the wee stalls are bits of fly paper with dead rats, cats, birds etc on them. Or sometimes it's just a chewed of foot and loads of blood.
If you ever do go then make sure you stay in San Diego though. I've heard a few horror stories of gringos getting arrested and robbed by the pigs just for being steaming in public. Ensenada is actually nice for a dayout too but not much seedy **** there, just shanty towns and old catholic churches.
av been to mexico before but only cancun which isny really mexico is it. still **** hot tho. coco bongos is the best night club in the world
I've always wanted to go to Cancun/Palm Beach/New Orleans during Spring Break to get in about all the slutty "Girls Gone Wild" American college girls. Get the kilt on and an extra syrupy Scottish accent....instant fanny lubricant over there. Was meant to go to Cancun two years ago with my mate but got called offshore. He got in the taxi at the airport and said "Cocaine, sniff sniff" to the wee Pedro driving and he was taken to this shanty town and got a ****load of good marching powder and a big bag of green. Was gutted I missed that one.
**** sake, that's me looking up the price of 10 days in Cancun during Spring Break next year. I'm going to go, even if I have to pay for one of my cheap mates to go with me. Decent Charlie Chalk, slutty Yank students and nice beaches sounds like ****ing heaven.
we went in spring break. good luck cartin any american burds over there unless you are built like david haye and have chiseled good looks. we actually got asked on numerous occasions if we wer speakin english! some burd thot we wer swedish!! suppose you could always pull a stinker tho. the bus system in cancun is 2nd to none btw
Might go to Palm Beach then, my mate went there and said it was easy as **** to shag lassies there. A copper was looking a my mates passport in L.A and he saw the place of birth was Glasgow...**** turns to us and says "Glas-gow, you folks Russian?"
Aye, they really are notoriously stupid, not all American's are stupid though a lot of them are just ****ing ignorant. There's a difference and ignorance is worse because if you're born stupid there is **** all you can do about it. Ignorance is inexcusable. The sad thing is that the French are worse. I was sure I was gonna get the rubber glove treatment in 2008 at Charlie DG airport because I had the data collector with me. They took it away for about half and hour to make sure it wasn't a bomb. Daft froggy ****ers.
