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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Last Friday or Saturday I think it was.

    It wasn't a threat, it was more of a fakt <laugh>
     
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    KingEric07., Nov 22, 2012
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Loving the chavs starting to defend Benitez now, has to be done I suppose. Will they be happy when he plays 2 DM's and Zonal marking? This should be fun.
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol found it Eric, I expect it of you but Bow!

    How do you like my all in one tigger suit. Goes well with the hair on & off!
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    You expect it from me <yikes>

    It was all Bows idead. Honest <whistle>
     
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    KingEric07., Nov 22, 2012
  5. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    I have to say both your climbing skills are a credit to you. Holding on to my balcony two floors up with only one hand, with no rope or harness is brave. Rap my window next time and I'll pass out the rope & rig you a stable anchor.

    :D
     
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    DirtyFrank, Nov 22, 2012
  6. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I saw everything!
     
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  7. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    They're happy with his press conference because he said he plans on winning trophies at Chelsea. The man knows how to get people onside.
     
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    One of the lads, Nov 22, 2012
  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My Toe is killing me I want to cut the ****er off, it's a stupid useless Toe!
     
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    luvgonzo, Nov 23, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then give it to Toela <ok>

    See my mate was right again <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 23, 2012
  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Gout?

    You've got gout.

    Get yerself some diclofenac and your life will change for the better. It is THE cure for aches and pains in joints.

    I've got this horrible feeling though that when they stop letting me have it on repeat presciption my knee will die on me forever.
     
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    Chief, Nov 23, 2012
  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu.king THIS ^ <ok> <ok> Diclofenac is the bees bollocks. I've got chronic arthritis in both knees and it's the only drug that really works. Even grass isn't as good <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 23, 2012
  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** me, when did this turn into the Old Man's Banter Thread? You lot need to get a room. In a retirement home.
     
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    Swarbs, Nov 23, 2012
  13. Jonesey

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    Morning ****ers

    Swarbs, you're 30 now - I had my first gout attack at 35, so your smugness is ill founded.

    I sincerely hope you never suffer from gout. Women talk about childbirth being painful - Hah! Wait until you've had a full on gout attack, it redefines pain totally.

    Voltarol is my drug of choice (well, for gout anyway :grin:)
     
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    Jonesey, Nov 24, 2012
  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    30 ay?

    Bloody hell time for you lads to retire!
     
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  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Morning motherfuckers <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Nov 24, 2012
  16. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Morning Slags!

    Got a cold. Sigh.
     
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  17. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Don't you have to be a hardened drinker to get gout??
     
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  18. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Morning gimps.

    Jonesy I have no family history of gout and no linked medical or lifestyle factors, so I'll remain smug for now thanks!
     
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    Swarbs, Nov 24, 2012
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As Arnie once said, "FU>K YOU" <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 24, 2012
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu<k it. Off to The Cheese <ok>
     
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