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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's the one I did 2 year ago .. piss easy. Totally flat!

    This time it's mainly on roads:

    http://www.pedalforscotland.org/the_ride.htm

    This will be harder...
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    **** it, just do the 3 mile one <ok>
     
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  3. This thread is Gay
     
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    Agreed <ok>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    and then, when I finish, I'm going to rape someone ...

    whilst watching donkey abuse...

    wearing an al in one body suit...



    That better Nev/Venom?

    If it's not got rape in it, your just not intrested in it are you!

    <bumrapingqueerhawksmuir>
     
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    <laugh> Touched a wee nerve did we?

    **** off with your cycling talk. ;)
     
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    why even bother cycling? why not abuse a donkey the whole way?
     
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    Aye... you touched a nerve cause you called my thread gay <laugh>

    Better stick that pish on 606 if yer wantin to WUM
     
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  9. talk about salma hayeks tits
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I could get the spics to sponser me on that one...

    51 mile donkey abuse tour!
     
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    <laugh> Aye, cycling is for queers. Look at the lycra they wear and their ****y dayglo colours. Be as well to pop open a bottle of poppers and write "get it here" on your lower back
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    you can apparently go to brothels in mexico where they have donkey sex shows and you get to have sex with the woman after the donkey <boak>
     
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    I've already told the story of me seeing a Tijuana donkey show on here before. The worst part of it was the lassie getting it was no bad looking. Not that you'd put your willy anywhere near her after she's had a big donkey dick in her.
     
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    Evidence: Tour De France ...raging homs!

    If you wore that in Scotland you woudl get lynched!

    Me, I'l stick to my surf shorts an tshirt ... baggier teh better (hide the excess weight!!)
     
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    i couldn't remember where i heard that, i should have known that anything that bad can only have came form one place <laugh>
     
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    Question when you get to edinburgh how the **** do all these people get home with bikes? you ain't all going to fit on the train.
     
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    <laugh> The best folk are the ones in Aberdeen who cycle home in boilersuit and riggers boots. I even saw a boy who still had his hard hat on with the chin-strap down like a bike helmet. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Question can you no have a shot of the donkey instead?
     
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