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Greatest Conspiracy of all time? Who built the moon??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Nov 22, 2012.

  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    After years of scorn and derision, David Icke's "loony" rants are now gaining credence after warning us about Jimmy Savile countless times, did we listen? DID WE FUCK!!!

    Well, I won't make the same mistake again, and when Dave tells us that the moon is not a moon at all, but a giant hollow space ship used by aliens to monitor us, I'll sit up and take notice.

    This also pours further doubt on the lunar landings, do you honestly think that the aliens would let us land on their surface?

    Anyway, listen to this!!

    [video=youtube;XeWtaIAsX6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeWtaIAsX6k&feature=related[/video]
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This is what happens when you watch too much snooker in the afternoon. Just say 'No', kids.
     
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  3. Toby

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    According to Wallace and Gromit, Icke is definitely wrong on this one.

    I know who I trust the most <ok>
     
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  4. Cyclonic

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    FFS. The al foil hat brigade.
     
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    I'd be guessing that it was a Polish building firm who made it - the British ones would want to be paid travelling time to get there which would have put billions onto the cost.
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    Amazing. How can someone so utterly nut-nut mental in the brain be so ****ing boring? I expected more laughs, frankly.
     
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  7. EDGE.

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    It's makes perfect sense!

    Why is the moon round? Oh, it clashed off of earth and ended up a near perfect sphere <doh>

    Why is it so big? At a quarter of Earths size, it has the biggest moon to planet ratio in the Solar System. <doh>

    When Nasa fired objects off the moon, it made a sound like a gong, indicating that it's hollow, why? No planets or moons are hollow <doh>

    OPEN YOUR EYES EARTHLINGS!!!
     
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    Wonder what the ****'s inside? Is it all mechanical? Is the base station actually manned and why is it parked there?
     
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    Aliens, they use the moon as a means of monitoring human activity on Earth.
     
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    No gorgonzola then?
     
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    Nah it's Mascopone - it reacts better to the atmosphere apparently - or at least that's what Ainsley Harriet said
     
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  12. Cyclonic

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    Yep, we have a lot to teach 'em.
     
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  13. EDGE.

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    Is that Gianfranco's brother?
     
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    **** it, I'm gunna believe in this one.
     
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    You won't regret it.
     
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    I sort of feel liberated, like a giant weight has been lifted off me. Even as a child, I never really trusted the moon.
     
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  17. EDGE.

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    Now you know why.
     
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    We've been to Button Moon.

    Far more convincing than the fake Lunar Landings.
     
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    So this is what NASA have found. Should've known.
     
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  20. LEROY FER 10

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    Nuke it just to be on the safe side.
     
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