Beefy's corner- the place for off topic stuff

It annoys me immensely that Zaha got an England cap before Lallana.

 

Zaha is too big-time for us, in the eyes of other teams and in his own eyes. I don't see him working into 'The Southampton Way' we're all hearing about so much.

Ince is one who the media are always linking with a return to Liverpool or to his dad's old stomping ground, but I kind of get the feeling that could be horseshit and he could fly under the radar and a team like us could steal him away. Maybe...

Phillips at this point I'm bored of hearing about!

Also I'm sure there's some kind of January rumour thread that was created in the middle of November by a certain somebody who creates a metric **** ton of threads that we should be discussing this in, since this is dangerously on-topic... Somewhere...

 

Okay, off-topic conversation....here we go.....ummm......

70% of murders in Detroit go unsolved. How about that.

 

100% of murders in my basement go undiscovered.

That meat grinder I got was a real investment. A tasty investment.

 

95% of rapes in the UK go unreported. How about that.

 

100% of rapes in my base-...

I'll stop now.

 

I hope you've got a good system for getting rid of the teeth. That's how they get ya.

 

I use them to create small figurines, dolls and jewellery. So yeah pretty good system cheers.

 

Michelle, have you really only been around since August?

 

I think he's talking to you Joe, don't know who this Michelle is but assume it's just another little pet name between you homos. Whatever floats your boat. Tranny weirdos.

 

I wasn't talking to Josephine, I'm mad at her.

 

Did he/she mix up the dates for his/her op, meaning the two of you can't hold each other's hand whilst some old bloke pushes your dicks inside of you and slaps some old mousemat gel pad-like chicken fillets in your manteets?

That bitch/bastard.

 

I'm a girl, I don't need a reason to be upset with her, she's just a bitch. Piss moan nag.

I've got this "female" lark down pat.

 

Have you started cutting yourself down south once every month to get the feeling of true womanhood?

If not, do it. Peer pressure. Do it you pussy.

Do it.

 

Fine, I ****ing will. You'll see.

 

Danielle gets so bloody hormonal this time of the month.

Edit: my use of the word "bloody" was an unintended pun. Happy coincidence.

 

Oh I'll see. I see more than you know.

I see dead people.

 

I'm not hormonal, stop blaming everything on me.

 

Everything?

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Eloquent.

 

Yay American Dad