If easily offended dont read or comment

RIGHT LADS in keeping with the xmas spirit, i thought a little game, Christmas carrols with your own words, dirty as you want or pisstaking, Mr RAW is brill at this. ill start us off,



Christmas is coming
Chaparse is still a ****
the only way he understands
is when you're being blunt.

Hes had enough aliases
it isn't hard to see
the guys on here have had enough
cos he always takes the pee

 

canny like

 

and when their gates were opened

the mags began to sing

if thats the standard thier dishing up

the twats can kiss my ring

 

Tune of 4 and 20 blackbirds, in keeping with posts above.

Rog was in the dungeon, getting nailed by Billy,
MR was in the bedroom, trying on something frilly,
RAW was in the garden, hand jobbing himself,
And that is why the 4 of them have been left on the shelf!

 

The first noel the angels did sing

that lot at Wonga park

all take it up the ring

 

try again, not a bad effort for someone mentally challenged as you are

 

To be fair, that's pretty funny.

 

How exactly does that not rhyme?

 

Ryan Giggs
He ****s pigs
Scholes has had his day
Ferdinand lives in girlie land
and Ferguson is gay

Then do the Poznan (Dec 15th)

 

Hark the herald angels sing
Deluded takes it up the ring
Right big gob and never mild
Thats why he acts just like a child

 

!

 

Thanks <3

To the tune of "away in a manger"

Oh Amsterdam Roger, that senile old twat,
He's never shagged a lass that wasn't well fat.
That's why he's so bitter, always spoiling for a fight,
With that man Cheik the room who soon sets him right.

And thanks for taking it in the right spirit

 

good

 

getting better but the rhyming leaves a lot to be desired.

 

Rog I sense you shouldn't have started this. Unless you can pull out a cracking limerick you've been beaten.

 

Eh? The rhyming's perfect. I admit I'm one out with the syllables on a couple of lines but you can easily cover that up by simply singing one syllable for twice as long when you sing it.

 

happy to be beaten, just a christmas laugh all are welcome to try even DT, GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN even DT

 

well if you have to explain it, its not up to standard 6 out of 10 try harder and dont be afraid to give me loads of crap, im still laughing.

 

I only had to explain it to you, everyone else gets it

Frosty the snowman:

Amsterdam Roger,
Fool of not six oh six,
He Needs everything,
to be explained,
and he really does lack wit.

Amsterdam Roger,
Will he ever see the point,
With his constant inane ramblings,
You'd guess he was laid there with a joint.