Everybody is welcome. Except Radio 1 DJ's of course. We'll have that big fat **** Pud bouncing on the door to watch out for them sneaking in to violate us again.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9667979/Derek-Hutchinson.html You may well ask. Here's a report of the recent death of Derek Hutchinson, the 'father of sea kayaking'. This report has nowt to do with *****s, Jimmy Savile or Gary Glitter and it would be easy to think reading his obituary that Mr Hutchinson was one heck of a guy, brave and talented. He was in fact (to many of his former pupils aged 11-13 at Greenwell Junior High School, including myself, where he taught metalwork) a horribly nasty bully. He also cheated on his wife, his car often being spotted outside of the local slapper's house. She was called Brenda by the way, she lived in my street. And no, i didn't but I wid have. Anyway, some of his former pupils have left similar comments on obituaries of this chap. The truth always outs in the end.
Well, his favourite form of punishment was a three foot wooden ruler slapped off the cheeks of yer arse if you were silly enough to infuriate the dinosaur. I don't remember seeing bare backsides though so he probably didn't bum any kids, he just made them **** their knickers. The metalwork lab was always full of kayaks though, he was good at what he did, shame he was a **** though.
