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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    My lasses birthday today, that's how I never forget!
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Ask her if she loved my present?
     
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    Was it a big package?
     
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    no, it came in a small box
     
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    Innuendo...
     
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    Before a couple of days ago very few people had heard of Abbotabad, similarly Islamabad or Faislabad but all season we've known Westhamabad. <ok>
     
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    Now that the world is in need of another Super Villain for the Americans to hunt down and kill I'd like to nominate Bob '****ing' Crow who will be holding 5.3 million people hostage for five days over the next month and a half via his notorious terrorist group known as the RMT (Rape, Murder, (No) Transport).

    Please Mr Obama. I plead with you to wipe this scum bag off the face of the planet.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13274783
     
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    Is she a short man called Chris? It's his birthday too...
     
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    Got a lisp Leazes?
     
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    In YOUR end-o...
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    'Came' being the operative word.
     
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    New avatar, inspired by the gay thread. Sonic needed a rest.
     
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    Does he need a rest because of the gay thread...?
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    He's covered a lot of a ground.
     
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  16. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0104-surpr<ok>
     
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    If by 'loved' you mean 'called' and by 'my present' you mean 'the police' then yes. Yes she did :police:
     
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    Haha ... nice one centurion like it! <ok> <laugh>

    Rep!
     
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    QPR

    Quantity (of) Points Removed?
     
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  20. Aldridge_Prior

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    If they start the Prem season with a points deduction it could be Quick Pass for Relegation.
     
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