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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm think of becoming a gay and i am going to remove both my legs so that I am handicapped.

    I'm also going to change my pigment colour and grow a affro and become a lazy good for nothing slob.

    It's the only way I can see myself progressing in this life with the anticipated increased annual intake.

    Whilst I'm at it me and my partner will adopt seven kids after we have officially wed.

    It's the way forward folks <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Right. You can't think of becoming a gay <sic>. You're either gay or you're not.

    Handicapped is an offensive term. It comes from the expression 'hand in cap' from the days when the only money they could get was from begging.

    You're going to change your pigment colour? Can I suggest you get a sunbed and spend six hours a day on it?

    You need to be able to grow hair in order to get an affro. You're too old.

    Finally, if you're gay you wont be able to adopt seven kids as you said that gays should not be allowed to adopt!

    Ha ha ha - shove that up yer ****ter old yin!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 4, 2011
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I have no say in the matter so adopting isn't a problem sonny <ok>

    The rest of you babbling logorrheoa is not worth commenting on penisface <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A sneaky wee "Stranglers" reference eh?

    Did you think I would not notice?
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Of course not Dev
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pah, you are wasted on these young whippersnappers.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 4, 2011
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Something Better Change <doh>

    I prefer the Bowie references <ok>

    All the young dudes on here wont get them though.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 4, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just wasted, full stop Dev <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011
  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Hello, anyone want to talk to me, i'm ever so lonely

    Seems like i've been blackballed, please don't hate me

    <sorry>:emoticon-0153-broke:emoticon-0183-swear
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 4, 2011

  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    a sneaky wee chokey **** reference eh dev?

    im onto you and your elderly accomplice
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Were you against arse bandits adopting perchance?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2011
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Go away you gay, Bin Laden loving prick!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 4, 2011
  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    When did i say i was a Bin Laden lover, & i have 3 kids (not adopted)
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, May 4, 2011
  15. staggie

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    ER I think you need to straighten out <ok>
     
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    staggie, May 4, 2011
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what about capdihand? as in cap in hand
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 4, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    *****ist.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    will your new pigment be golden brown?
    do you plan to adopt a strange little girl ?
     
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    rogueleader, May 4, 2011
  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Will the pigment only be skin deep?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 4, 2011
  20. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    Soon there will be no more heroes left <wah>
     
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