Smelling Coffee

My boss just opened his jar of coffee and had a nice big smell of it. WTF is that all about?

People are weird.

 

I do that as well. I don't even drink it

 

I sometimes rub the bit between my balls and my leg and sniff that then ****.

Weird?

 

Totally weird. Weirdo.

That bit at your baws pure stinks. I prefer to sniff the sweat inbetween my toes. It's gonna be great tonight 'cos my feet have been soaking all day.

 

I'm gonna have to say that I prefer the funk of the sweat off my nocher than footjuice, man.

I'll even go for an outright sniff at an arsewipe finger than a footwipe finger and my feet aren't even smelly <feetarebowfing>

 

I used to hate feet too. They're an acquired taste I think.

 

And my arse sweat if more bowfing than feet sweat, maybe that's because i have the Nobby Stiles just now so it's all mixed up with blood.

Either way, it's still better than fanny batter.

 

How does one go about acquiring such taste, perseverance?

 

Fanny batter is a wonderful invention.

 

Exactly, the vile taste and smell becomes irrelevant after the first two or three hundred time you suck toes.

Gaun yersel.

 

I sent you a PM, I'm still waiting for a reply.

 

I thought you might have tried to sweeten me up with the promise of daily "amazing animal facts" during sex, but oh no, that was too much to ask, you are ****ing selfish and for that reason I'm out.

 

<Animal Fact of the Day>

Crocodile's mouths are more sensitive than any part of a human body

 

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Another animal fact;

If a female ferret goes into heat but can&#8217;t get any sex, she will die.

 

Female ferrets don't exist, hence they will be extinct by next thursday.

 

Hi you, beat it. I'm the animal expert on this forum.

 

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If that's the case then you need to post some octoporn and whales spunk pictures

 

That ferret "fact" was made up by ferrets.