Check the size of the arse on it

Christina Aguilera - mind when she was a desperate, dirty young hing?

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Now, she was a bit bigger last year but, you know, she's had a wean and she's older now so, it's all good.

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Know what I mean?

Definitely still wid - in fact, she looks even dirtier.


But then, check this ****

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4652195/christina-aguilera-body.html

She's turned into some sort of pantomime horse

 

A still wid!

 

I'm not saying I widnae.


Just, if I'm the guy ****ing her just now, I'd feel like every guy that ****ed her before me got a better deal

 

Fuck sake

 

Ah wid

 

Jesus H.

What a ****in mess.

No thanks.

 

Pumpworthy when she was younger, proper porn hooer looking, but now that she's got all that junk in the trunk I'd rather not. If the arse is bigger than the wifey's is then it is a nay. Why go for a bird fatter than your own?

Odd that she is still a bloater, I thought all those yank birds were straight down the gym post-drop.

 

I'd ride her like Seabiscuit...

 

No

Well not sober anyhow, a good drink and maybe ah wid, both at the same time too.

 

Real classy paper, The Sun.

 

It's good to know there's a line even you wont cross. Even if you are a bit vague about it.

I know. I see it's written by a woman. She'll probably write a column next week complaining about how women are put under so much pressure about their image and this leads to insecurity, weight gain, weight loss etc.

Tabloids are full of hypocrites.

 

I think she looks best in the 2nd set of pictures, but the final lot is a step too far. She has an arse like the old woman who used to jump on a stool in the Tom & Jerry cartoons.

 

It's the big fat face that puts me off.

 

I watched Tom & Jerry the other day and do you know what the politically correct brigade have done now? The voice of the mammy in the cartoon, you know how she went, TTTAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has been replaced with a lady of colour who's voice is not so old timey i.e. less authentic song of the south black sounding. I loved the old voice, the new one sounds as bland as Oprah. No character. And they are meant to have stopped showing old time cartoons that showed anyone smoking. I fear for our children's future if history can be re-written like this.

 

****ing hell

Imagine a white Tina Turner spent all of her money on Krispy Kremes.

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I've just come across this pic as well <matron>

The caption says blood - I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that it might be fake tan...

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She's had massive tree-trunk thighs for years, reminds me of my 70 year old aunty.

 

She looks a right bowser.

 

I think I know the one on the left