I would just like to thank everybody on Not606 for all the kind birthday wishes. I really was inundated with them all. Ya bunch a ****ing arseholes!!!!
ok you got me. if you had bothered to show up at the curry night i'd have given you your present. as it happens i was left lugging a rangers butt plug and a toblerone bar around the whole night, no wonder i never got in anywhere hang on how the **** did kirsten know?!
Happy Birthday, man Do you have any particular race of prostitute in mind for the festivities? I'm pretty sure Monte Carlo has every base covered. I'd go for a North African one on your birthday - something a wee bit special
Men only have pink and purple in that area and it's not quite either. A woman would tell you it's violet, magenta, fuchsia or some bollocks you've never heard of.
No, I'll going for a North African at Christmas, as I will be in North Africa for it, so when in Rome and all that. In saying that I might get one tonight, if only to get the image of the bird i ended up shagging after the bar opening in Cannes on Friday night and I had the ****ing cheek to ride her again on Saturday afternoon after the football, certainly not my finest hour, but she wasn't a bad ride to be fair.
Good rides and good faces are not necessarily common bedfellows Nor are they mutually exclusive, right enough...
white huge! Well, when I say huge, not as huge as the ones in the pic of all the ones in a thread the other day, but definitely would be considered clinically obese, she had quite a nice face though and **** me her tits weighed a ****ing ton!
**** me, no, she wasn't that big, but if she was, I reckon I still would have pumped her, I was drunk as a lord for 2 days.
