The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Nothing was sweeter than seeing Roberto Mancini stealing the drunken old bastards stop-watch. Mancini had ''Fergie time''.

 

Nothing was sweeter? So it ranks above Liverpool winning the title? You have a very strange view of being a football fan. Too much anger and hate KPR.

 

Okay its second, the first thing that's the sweetest is Liverpool winning the title, the second is Manchester United fans being left with egg on their faces. They certainly were in May.
As the song goes.
Tooooo Soooon
You thought you'd won it too soon
Now your 8 points are gone
You thought you'd won it too soon.

 

I get it KPR. You're a self confessed glory hunter. What's happened to Liverpool is not what you signed up for so all you've got left is hate. Maybe you could start supporting City?

 

A true Liverpool fan loves Liverpool with all their heart, the second thing they love is Manchester United fans in pain.
A true Liverpool fan supports two teams.
Liverpool and whoever Manchester United are playing.

 

There's no shame in being a glory hunter KPR. Your dad's no doubt ashamed of you but you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself!

 

I'm no glory hunter
I'll tell you why. Its to do with my motto.
Live Liverpool
Breath Liverpool.
Sleep Liverpool.
Hate Manchester United.

 

You have Liverpool breath? Stale?

 

This is the type of stuff kids at primary school used to say. Sort it out, Slevin.

 

You support a debt ridden club with no youth set-up, an ageing squad with a senile,alcoholic, geriatric manager, and you've not groomed a successor. Well you have if you include Mike ''I wag my head'' Phelan.

 

Great banter.

 

And we've been in decline for a decade, please don't forget that.

 

Yourself, kill

 

You may not have been in decline for a decade but, you did sell your youth academy to West Ham for £750k. Your youth academy was called Ravel ''ASBO'' Morrison.

 

Physical age - 37
Mental age - 6 and 2/3

 

And they loaned him to Birmingham who cancelled his contract and gave him back. Liverpool will no doubt bid 5million for him in January! Brap, brap!

 

Nah I doubt it if that will happen. Manchester United want Tom Ince, Blackpool are looking for £15 million, Liverpool will benefit as they are entitled to 35% of any sell on fee. Thats a cool £5.25 million, and the sweetest part is United paying £15 million for a player Liverpool let go on a free.

 

Genius. Liverpool negotiated a sell on clause for an out of contract player. Absolutely world class, you are hilarious KPR. Anyway, on the plus side, he'd probably only be taking Downing's place on the bench.

 

Ah but we'll just insist Liverpool dont get the money considering we own the FA.

Plus he'll become the second Liverpool player to win the title

 

Off to watch Looper and then have a bash on PES ( real football game ).

Also got Lawless on download. Any good?