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Neymar penalty

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Wise is arfa man, Nov 15, 2012.

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  1. Wise is arfa man

    Wise is arfa man Member

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    [video=youtube;sAuexTsAfaY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAuexTsAfaY&sns=fb[/video]

    Two goals wouldn't have stopped that
     
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    And the extra point is gooooooooood
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The United Council of World Leaders have just confirmed that this wayward effort on goal has indeed intercepted and diverted the comet known as "Carew's penalty effort", which had been on deadly course to collide with a certain unnamed Sunderland footballer, and potentially wipe out the tiny creatures who inhabit the space empty between Cattermole's (****... Philip Schofield must have been doing the reporting) ears...
     
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    Did NASA have any involvement in the diversion?
     
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    Now I know where the term " Sky High " comes from. I think it was deliberate, check the betting odds.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Neil Armstrong took many a Brazillian babe (from wet t-shirt contests, of course... I mean the man has class and taste) and sired multiple bastard half-Brazillian off-spring as a precautionary measure as soon as Carew stepped up to strike the ball all those years ago <ok>
     
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