The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Did you go to the bookies...?

 

Don't come on here too often but there's not much going on elsewhere.
Has NOF been mysteriously inseminated by KPR?

 

What would happen if CpofL met KPR?

 

A wolves fan mate of mine has put on Facebook that gerrard in an interview said the best England player he has played with was Paul Scholes.. Is this true?? Kpr will be fuming if so.

 

Does Christian 'the rage' Smith meet the winner?

 

Just put them all in at once.

No holes barred of course.

 

It's true and he said Rooney was the next best player. But then again he compared Cole to Messi so he's clearly an ignorant, car thieving, DJ beating, cuckolded, Evertonian twat.

 

CPofL and HIAG should be thrown into the mix too.

 

I feel sorry for whoever gets in Slevs way tomorrow. He will be irate.

Keep an eye out for the news.

"Angry gay virgin rages through small irish town"

 

I said CpofL to start with.

I feel haig would get destroyed. Hes not an angry wum like the others. He wouldnt stand a chance. Be like sticking Berb in.

 

To be fair saying scholes is the best player he has played with and punching a dj are the two things he has done I agree with.. ****ing hate dj's the jumped up twats think they are soo cool.. More people should punch them in my opinion.

 

Slevin would love a no holes barred event. It would be like mass for him but he'd get to play the role of the priest.

 

You're losing the plot NOF.

http://www.itv.com/sport/search/?q=steven gerrard

 

Was in one of the right wing papers today, will post it tomorrow.

 

So you believe the propaganda in the Tory rags.

 

Only when it suits me.

 

Well according to the Daily Fail today, Man City are going to be bidding for Suarez in Jan.
If City were to poach him i wonder how long it would take before Lfc fans come out with comments like "the dirty cheating racist didn`t deserve to be at a club like ours with all our history" or "i`m glad the club got rid he only scored goals for half a season in the 2 years he was here".
Similar to the Torres affair in which he wouldn`t go to another PL club cos of his secret Lfc armband proving he was a loyal red, which suddenly became he was crap anyway so it`s good business by the club.

 

Although Torres has been crap so it was good business for Livrrpool, they just made the mistake of giving Kenny access to the kitty.

 

Hindsight eh.
Be honest though would you have put money on Torres goal returns being as bad as they have been since he moved?
I know i wouldn`t. With the arrival of Mata, Oscar and Hazzard this season i fully expected to see a rejuvenated Torres at Chelsea but am glad that`s not been the case.

 

Torres has four goals in the league and has done alright this season so far IMO. He is not the Torres of old but then, if you look at his record prior to joining Liverpool then you could argue that his first two years at the club was the "out-of-form" years because he never used to bag loads. (not saying this is what I believe)

The problem with Torres is that the team has to be set up and built around him. At Liverpool, we played with a high line and pressed the opposition in their own half, this meant when we gained possession we wasn't far away from the opposition net and Torres could use that blistering acceleration (which was his best weapon IMO). Unfortunately, it is the acceleration that seems to be lacking from his game nowadays, he still has pace once he gets going but he isn't as quick to get going.

I hated the way he left but never condemned him. I actually find myself wishing for him to re-find form as I love watching top players perform in England, just not against Liverpool