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Predict Your Own Death

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm lucky, got longevity in the family. Gonna snuff it when I'm 92, though I'll have shrunk to four foot seven and five stone by then. ****ing will be a thing of the past, death will happen one day when I try keeping pace with some sexy bird out jogging and the number 52 bus will squash me and my walking stick flat.

    Predict your own death here!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 14, 2012
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I predict it will happen soo
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :laugh:
     
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  4. LEROY FER 10

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    Speedball overdose in a downtown Vegas Motel with a dressing gown belt around my neck bobbing about dressed as Burt Reynolds please....
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'll be there to seal the room off with police tape
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 14, 2012
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    ****ing hell, that's the spirit
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. LEROY FER 10

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    #3 police tape prank idea......... Scare room service whilst on holiday
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Was that hungover on Monday I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack at one point when I was driving home. Scared the clean **** out of me
     
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  10. Null

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    Ching induced heart attack...

    NYE 2012
     
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  11. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Charlie chan

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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  12. LEROY FER 10

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    Chan not ching
     
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