Emile Heskey OT

I have just been watching the A League highlights. Newcastle Jets were on and Heskey bagged the winning goal. I thought "yeah but the big useless dick will have been injured the rest of the games or doing his best impression of bambi on ice". So I went on the A League website. The Jets have played 6 games, won four and lost two. Heskey has 5 goals! He has scored the winning goal in 3 of their wins, bagging a brace in 1. He even wrecked Del Piero's debut for Sydney by bagging one in a 3-2 win after Del Piero opened the scoring. WTF!!

Now either Heskey has just needed sunshine all along or the A League is so ****e it places no strain on his fragile existence.

Either way, clearly all is not right with the world presently.

 

THIS!

i'd have been happy for him if he never played for liverpool and aston villa!!

 

I'm stunned he is a success regardless of the level to be honest. Unlike other ageing stars who do quite well, I expected to hear reports of him breaking down after getting out the bath too quickly or trying to flip a burger at his house warming BBQ.

 

So now we know... He's f-ing solar powered

Given the location of the next world cup, I demand his immediate return to the England squad... What is a tournament without Pele?