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I found a big roll of POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    had to google that, poor knowledge of giants with erections
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 14, 2012
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did the bold homer not seal off Ned Flanders' house? <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 14, 2012
  3. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    They don`t draw round rape victims Eddie
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    They should start tho <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 14, 2012
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I found a roll years ago when I was in my teens.

    Used it to close of a road and got lifted by traffic polis <doh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 14, 2012
  7. LEROY FER 10

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    Did you do any porridge for it?<ok>
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Was under 16 SN, never got done with anything either.

    Just taken hame and giving a life changing talking over by the coppers.
     
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  9. LEROY FER 10

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    Traffic chaos<ok>
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wrap it around Jimmy Saville's decomposing cock
     
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  11. Stamford Brook R

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    That's not possible PISKIE as his grave is too full of his own semen which he drowned in.

    Wrap it round Portman Road lol.
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

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    this<ok>
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Cool story bro and all that...years ago some mates did a mock-up of a murder scene in Hitchin town center in the early hours, chalk outline of a body, some traffic cones and some police tape. Made the local paper, headline: "Murder Mystery Solved".
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    I`m thinkin..#4
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Nov 14, 2012
  15. NorthernMonkey

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    Rap it round some ****s house and wait for him to come back from work and tell him his Family have been raped and murdered. Bag of laughs.
     
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    NorthernMonkey, Nov 16, 2012
  16. LEROY FER 10

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    that...allsn23&sn23storiesareherepurelyforamusement
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Oct 21, 2013
  17. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Trip to Portman Road?
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wrap it round your keyboard ya boring **** :D
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Oct 21, 2013
  19. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    put it across the police station door s lol
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Oct 21, 2013
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