Joe Allen

no.. she was getting her Sherwood forest done for her honeymoon

 

Surely, honeymoon locations are just chosen to give you something to do between all the shagging?

She just had to play with her husband's Little John and have a few Friar Tucks, provided she wasn't on her Will Scarlett.

Simples. Then they could do some archery.

 

ROusing of rendition of Macbeth for the masses CCC?

 

Is that a dagger I see before me, pilgrim?*

*I Americanized (John Wayne-ified it) for you, Bluff.

 

Yeah. She was in a log cabin. You'd have thought they'd have gone somewhere more exotic. Mind you, she is a twat

 

I'm guessing she's probably middle aged?

 

Joe Allen is a top player, so much composure, worth the fee for us