Despite living 5100 miles away from Ibrox

I still wake up every morning, around about now. Touch the picture of King Billy & Lizzie at the side of my bed and say to myself "Its ****ing magic to be a proddy".

I even have that line from Band Aid when Bono screams "Tonight thank god its them, instead of you" but I change it to "Well this morning thank **** I'm not one of them, I'm a blue"

...and you know what?...... there wont be snow in Colombia this Christmas time.

GSTQ&KB

 

Yet you choose to live in a country that is predominantly Catholic.

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...I dont mind catholics. Sure, the catholic church is evil but I can deal with Catholics. Its fenians that I hate. Fortunately, I dont see any fenians here.

EPIC WIN.

 

Did they no tell you to stay away from the product?

It's making you talk pish.

 

Which product? Coffee? The fact is - I havent seen a green and ghrey hooped reptile since I was back in the UK. Its almost bliss not to have one of these cretins spoil your landscape.

Its a long way to Tipperary my friend.

BJK

 

this is the best thread on here for a long time

 

Its the truth that makes it good.

 

I'm with you mate, I don't like the ****s either.

 

The time is 14:48 here in Medellin - huvnae seen one ay they bastards yet. ****in magic.

See loads ay ****s in Nacional taps mind, they play in Green and White stripes. They are mhanky ****s too.

 

What the **** are you doin on here when you should be down the local school recruiting poor kids to sing Gers songs for us.

Medelly Boys!

 

aye but don't teach them anything productive. Just football chants.

 

Just don't take them anywhere near uncle Bertie

 

That was ****ing sickening

 

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I'm actually going to start a Medellin Loyal down here. So far, its me, my bro in law and another Colombian guy that likes Paul Gascoigne. I havent had the heart to tell him what he's doing now.

 

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If you would like any help designing the crest for your supporters club I would be more than welcome to help.

 

i was going to go for a "no surrender to the i.r.a & F.A.R.C" theme....but o reckon that would have me killed.

 

What do you work as Fernando?