...and Jip is a baldy ginger anaw. No got a lot goin for him, so nae wonder he goes on massive booze benders.
Ma cocks big enough tae tear yese aw a new arsehole ... So, just ****in watch it! 38 waist isn't fat ya bunch a ****s <awaytogetacakeandamarsbar>
Fuck sake, Pud, I never had you down as a blubber-merchant. I'm 6ft and hovering around the 13 1/2 stone mark, I've got a 32-34 waist and even I would say that I'm not skinny, but to deny a 38" waist isn't fat is just fooling yourself, Pud(ding muncher)
You're only in yer early twenties as well, Bealey? I always used to be 32 waist trousers but a couple of years ago went to 34 and I'm battling it, man A couple of weekends on the sulph would sort you right out
Never said I wiznae overweight 6ft 16.5 Stone ... Ideal weight for me - looks wise - would be 15 stone. Any lighter and I look weird! 44/46 inch Chest Broad shoulders (looks like I've left the coat hanger in) 17.5 inch neck XXL in Tshirts 38 waist in jeans/40 in suit trousers That's no fat ...I've got a beer belly and a bit of a chin and I am overweight but I wouldn't say I'm a big fatty ... If I was less than 5ft 10, I'd be worried.
Pud, would you say you're about the size of Mark Yardley in this picture? please log in to view this image
Another classic "Yardo" picture from the former stripey hitman please log in to view this image There's a static burger van at the industrial estate next to St Mirren's ground and they advertise a "Mark Yardley's Big Breakfast" wi' his massive face on a sign with a knife and fork like Desperate Dan. It's like one of those things with 6 slices of toast that you see in the papers about twice a year.
