Im a lumberjack and Im ok.....

.....Ive been chopping logs all day..whatve you soft city slickers been up to ?


anyone fancy a "chop-off " down kelvingrove around 5pm

 

me

 

i was in my bed

 

I was out getting ****ing soaked telling telling some other ****s to chop logs

 

Its about the only kind of chopping I get up to these days.......

 

I only do the other chopping. Nae much call for logs out here in the North Sea. Unless it's the giant brown, chocolate logs that the Geordies never seem to be able to flush down the lavvy.

 

can you imagine....we`d probably get lifted for gayness beyond that acceptable in kelvingrove


yes , M`lud , the defendants claimed to be having a log chopping competition.........

 

...well, being in Kelvingrove with your choppers oot is a bit suspicious. " no no officer, it's not what you think. We were just going to compare logs with...ah ****..ok"