Fit or Fat?

I'm solid though, heavy built. I sent money to Charles Atlas to stop people kicking sand in my face and he sent me a pair of goggles.

 

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You're trying too hard to convince us Jip. And to convince yerself

 

You sound like a bird proclaiming they are just big boned..

 

Relationship breka up diet

I've tried the exercise bike but just can't get into it. Running, however, is great for me, I sweat like a pig and can feel the weight coming off me.
Can't swim though but would like to.

What the **** is swimming all about?

 

Poor Jip.

Here's the thing though, people aren't fat anymore.

They are BIG.

wtf, they are FAT.

Not big.

There's a bunch of fat mothers at our school. They're all fat ****s hiding behind a word.

"Eee look at me, I'm big....." <girlie laugh>

 

I've got a cock like a baby's arm hanging out of a pram holding an apple and I can lick my own eyebrows.

 

I'm into yoga and I'm that fit and flexble I can swallow my own arse.

 

Some on here talk out of theirs.

 

He has a bubbly personality.

 

Here's the thing, unless you are fit like I am, you won't be able to leg it when some mad axeman attacks you in the street. One day.

 

gsoh

 

Good night everyone, I'm now going to bed where my lovely wife will refuse my advances once again.

The ****.

 

footie Thursday for a hour,golf early Sat morning about 8ish and home don't even make results on teleprinter before I'm asleep on the chaise longue,****ed getting old

 

I feel your pain brother. Keep fighting.

 

Aha, I have the advantage of my years and of growing up in the East end of Glasgow during the 60s and 70s where knife/axe/irn bru bottle crime was at it's peak, and there were a series of internecine Gang wars in the area where I lived.

You develop a kind of "Ned sense" and therefore I can sniff out a rotter in a twinkling, and make an instant decision to leg it or get my retaliation in first and flatten the bounder.

I knew those years would be handy one day.