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Fit or Fat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Sweats

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    <laugh> .
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm 32" waist.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I weigh 19 stone but I'm honestly not that fat. I'm not in great shape, but people tend to see me as big built rather than a lardarse. I'm 6'3, have a 40" waist, 50" chest, 19" neck and 17" arms. I'm just a massive ****er really. Honest.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    This has to be the gayest thread ever.. <laugh> a bunch a 30+ year old marginally over weight blokes discussing their weight.. <laugh>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

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    40 is enormous. I'm 34 waist 46 chest

    Pud shops at jacamo.

    Tshirts fit fine on the shoulders but are baggy as **** lower down.
     
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    I'm sure that like me fellow posters admire your honesty Jip <ok>


    <fatcunt> <doh>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    I'm 24 ****o.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bloke I saw in a boozer at the weekend was about 25 stone, big fella, wouldn't like a slap of either of yous.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    Your a ****ing mess. <laugh>
     
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    SW just PM'd me insisting we should really be discussing penis size <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Freeze Rosco, I'm actually underweight :bandit: or I will be when I get down to my Marvin Hagler 11 and a half stone middleweight condition.
     
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  12. Secret ranger

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    What she said <laugh>
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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    five inches on the slack.
     
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    You could measure the marigolds with that <ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    5 nine, 12 stone 7, a bit overweight perhaps but not fat. Don't drink, but I smoke like a chimney and dabble in illicit substances. Fairly fit but my old war wounds are playing havoc with my knees and thigh and hamstring, and my foot, and my ingrown toenail, and a trapped nerve in my back, as well as back spasms which I have not had for a while now.

    Apart from that i'm chipper.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The only time I put weight on is when I get a chicken curry with peshwari nann, rice and chips from my local takeaway. Haven't had one for months, ****ing missing out :undecided:
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    Dev is a dwarf. <laugh>
     
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    Lollollollollollol at this thread. Class.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Smoke like a chimney <laugh> I'd throw up now if I had one after 13 years off them. Best thing I've done, I can even shag the missus for more than three minutes now (not that i want to like).
     
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    A mate of mine suddenly had a epiphany and lost loads of weight went from a chubby 6'2 and 18 stone down to 14 stone. He looked like a holocaust survivor. He has since done more muscle work he does fatigues which is like army training. He's bulked up and looks good now..


    I'm 5'11 was 14 an a half stone an a bit of a chubber. Went on the relationship break up diet 2 years ago didn't eat for 2 weeks lost 2 stone and kept it off doing weights and circuit training. ****ing hate running..
     
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