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Fit or Fat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm in training mode, just done three mile jog tonight, down to 12 stone 4, feeling good and looking good. No smokes, alcohol and food intake under control. I'm in my forties and after years of cigarettes, alcohol and inactivity, have never felt better.

    Are you fit or fat?
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I eat, drink, smoke and am partial to the occasional illegal substances. I never jog or do any exercise. I am 12 stone 5, and at 5`11" that's my ideal weight.

    I've never felt so good :D
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Yes but you can't **** four times a day like I can :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I don't need too my misses satisfies all my sexual needs. :D
     
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    She is good to be fair.
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Trust you to show up just as we're reaching a climax<oooook>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Typical of you lot, don't want to talk about keeping fit but as soon as ****ing is mentioned, you're all in <grr>
     
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    I'm a touch overweight to be honest, by about a stone.

    not surprising really... every time I **** your mrs she gives me a chocolate biscuit

    <ooooook>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Smoke, drink, take drugs and last time I checked I weighed about 13.5.

    I'm a hard **** though and thats normal for hard ****s.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> ah that was delivered by an Indian cricketer after some Aussies tried to sledge him. Perfect response.
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    To be serious for a few moments Dorty, you're doing the right thing. Keep it up mate or you could end up like SW, a big fat smelly unfit ****. <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I gave up the ***s thirteen years ago, used to wake up with pains in my calves. Must have been my arteries blocking, good time to quit <yikes>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.
     
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    No ****ing wonder there's never any McVities left in the cupboard.
     
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    I'll run 5k in 25 mins mate, and can do a 60 mile bike ride in under 3:30...just don't do enough of them<laugh>

    You up Norf?
     
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    **** me a whole flock of pigs just flew past<whistle>

    I am currently residing in a charming Northern city called Leeds. :(
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Used to smoke, a drink like ****, ching, eat bad food, rarekly exercise (take notations and have a month here and there on my bike)

    6ft, 16.5 stone

    Defo overweight but I'm broad shouldered n carry it not to bad.. coudl do with losing a stone tho!
     
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    Enjoy that.

    A bird I know has just bought a fresh packet of chocolate hob nobs, I'm away out for a bit<ok>
     
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    Puds a fat **** <laugh>
     
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    Milk or plain chocolate?
     
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