Is this your neighbour?

These people live among us.......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-20166741

I want a suit like the guy in Coventry!

 

I bet a few of them are posters on here.

Mad ****s.

 

Somje right freaks in that

 

I would love to punch the boy with the ninja boots floppy hair and suit jacket hoody combo, i ****ing hate that ****

 

More to the point - that bird with the round hair from Hastings - Wid Ye?

 

Doesn`t do it for me

 

First thing I thought of.

I might need to ask for a birth certificate or photo ID first but, **** aye, I'd ruin that.

More to the point, what about the big bird fae Crawley?

Four pints and I wid.

Why is it the only birds on this are from Sussex? Is there nowhere else in the UK with slightly freaky birds?

 

What about the stripey hound from Morcombe? She looks freaky enough. Maybe living by the seaside has made her want to dress like a deck chair. Her from Crawley would get it but only when I'd finished with the bird from Hastings. How the feck does she get her hair that shape? I's gots to know!!

 

Only if I was at a festival and her tent was nicer than mine

 

I would if she did her make up as below

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Take it youve never been to Watford then?

 

No, I haven't.

I was in Hertfordshire a month or so ago for work.

But not Watford.

 

Dont.

 

Watford has got the Harlequin center. Full of jailbait chav birds in Primark gear.

I prefer Kingston Upon Thames, they have the Bentall center full of jailbait posh birds in Jack Wills gear. I might be a **** but I have standards!!!