These people live among us....... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-20166741 I want a suit like the guy in Coventry!
I would love to punch the boy with the ninja boots floppy hair and suit jacket hoody combo, i ****ing hate that ****
First thing I thought of. I might need to ask for a birth certificate or photo ID first but, **** aye, I'd ruin that. More to the point, what about the big bird fae Crawley? Four pints and I wid. Why is it the only birds on this are from Sussex? Is there nowhere else in the UK with slightly freaky birds?
What about the stripey hound from Morcombe? She looks freaky enough. Maybe living by the seaside has made her want to dress like a deck chair. Her from Crawley would get it but only when I'd finished with the bird from Hastings. How the feck does she get her hair that shape? I's gots to know!!
Watford has got the Harlequin center. Full of jailbait chav birds in Primark gear. I prefer Kingston Upon Thames, they have the Bentall center full of jailbait posh birds in Jack Wills gear. I might be a **** but I have standards!!!