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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Baw Claw

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    <laugh>

    You'd be less gay if you went at a boaby like a starving man onto a sausage supper.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    One of my daughters is going to see it with her pals.

    What I'd do, Bealey, is clean your helmet cos as long as you dress half decent, act all spooky and talk in a gay posh English accent,


    Then you're getting at least 20 mins of tongue under the ridge of the helmet.

    Make sure you bite her anaw - she'll love it.
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    even i got turned on by this comment
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is this a tip for getting a gammy fae yer daughter??? <wtf>
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Any **** that orders a smoked sausage supper from the chippy is bent!
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

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    I got dragged to the first Lord of the Rings by my biatch.

    I was well pissed off at the end of it. She didn't tell me it was a 3 parter. What a **** ending to a film.

    This, on the other hand, is quality. Watched it 3 times already since I recorded it last week.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gIHU4McdDI
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    aye, cos you love sookin helmet, ya great honkin mangina ye
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Ehhhh, the two things are unrelated, but aye, go wi that if you want <ok>

    Birds like vampire films.

    Birds fancy vampires.

    Birds like boabies.

    Birds that take their dudes to see vampire films want you to wear eye liner, slam them and draw some blood <ok><factoid>
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Never start a story about yer daughter andthen end it with a tip on how to get a blowjob!


    Defo, burds that liek vampire movies want it baw deep whilst bleeding in some way <hookher>
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    good call ssk

    when i was loggin into my hotmail account ([email protected]) the other day, i saw on the msn homepage theyre makin a girls version of inbetweeners with the burds from the movie <yikes>
     
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  12. Baw Claw

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    Can't hack the Inbetweeners. Unfunny ****e.
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    Boooooooo, you have no sense of humour.

    Tommy Cooper is dead by the way. Sorry to break the news to you.
     
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  14. Baw Claw

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    Aye, Tommy Cooper died about 10 days before I was even born, so I was aware of it.

    The Inbetweeners is indicative of how ****e British comedy actually is these days. Tired ****e that we've seen, in one form or another, on TV for decades now.

    The two biggest sitcoms in the UK in the last decade: The Inbetweeners/Gavin & Stacey <doh> <doh>

    The Yanks are ****ting all over the UK these days when it comes to scripted comedy.
     
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  15. User Deleted

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    gavin and stacy is ****e i'll give u that
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never saw the inbetweeners TV show. The movie was alright. Funny in bits of it.
     
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  17. Baw Claw

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    I tried to watch the first series when it was on TV. I thought it was predictable with some decent jokes, nothing special.
     
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  18. SleepySpecialK

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    I agree that comedy these days is ****. Gavin and Stacey must be the most overrated show ever. I thought The Inbetweeners was a bit different though and it gave me a few chuckles.

    Which US comedy is ****ting all over us though? I can't think of one that even raises a laugh these days. And what british comedy from the past do you find funny. Steptoe and Son?

    Comedy shows are funny if you're in the right mood and not a miserable bastard.
     
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    Curb ... <ok>

    Do not say the American version of The Office <doh>
     
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