A crater face, acne ridden toad of a bird got on my train this morning and sat across from me. She spent the whole 20 min journey putting her make-up on. When we got to Glasgow Central, I totally wid. Wee hottie so she was. Are all women in the UK hit with the ugly stick but then they fool us with make-up? Even the supposed good-looking ones?
Aye, it's false advertising it whit it iz. Never went to bed with an ugly burd but always seem to wake up next to one. Go figure.
Aye that too. Then ye watch as she gets dressed and she's puttin they chicken fillet thingies back into her bra. The cheatin cow.
Do wimmin get beer goggles? I don't think they do or I'd be gettin a lot more action than I actually get.
****ing hate that **** I really do, last 2 birds I've ridden have had the shodiest tits I've ever seen. They ****ing looking decent tae then I got the clothes off and if it wasn't for the fanny between the legs I'd have walked out.
According to this report women get it worse than men. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...mystery-of-how-beer-goggles-work-7606251.html
I had to go to an alcohol abuse seminar in work last week. The lassie in there told us if you've got a stinking hangover from drinking dark spirits or red wine then a nip of straight voddy or gin will sort you out. Apparently the ethanol in the white spirits gets broken down before the poisonous methanol which reduces the effects of a hangover. No had a chance to try it yet.
I prefer women who are naturally attractive and don't have to wear make up. Oh, and Gambol's an ugly bassa. But then he is from North Lanarkshire.
