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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's on a crusade <ok>
     
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  2. Raheemthespeedmachine

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    Well some idiot did suggest that Shrek is a better goalscorer than Suarez, the stats say the complete opposite. Face it, Fat Wayne isn't one of the best forwards in Gunchester, let alone the world. Second thoughts, he's not even the best forward at Manchester United, Pea Brain and Robin Van Rapist are better than him.
     
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  3. One of the lads

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    He'd be a great conversationalist in real life. The locals in the pub must flock to him to hear his latest musings. I can picture him stood on a bar stool with the masses below him as he spreads the word about the way forward, how a greater good will be theirs if they believe and never give in to the forces of evil around them.

    Like Hitler at one of his rallies.
     
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  4. One of the lads

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    What does your dad make of it all? Does he make you so angry that you cry and pee a little?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Now sorted <ok>
     
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  6. Raheemthespeedmachine

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    I'm entitled to my opinion and my opinion is that Rooney is not world class but in reality is a fat, ******ed, granny/whore shagging, abortion gone wrong.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    If you're over 18 then you need to seek help.
     
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  8. One of the lads

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    You kind of missed the irony in my post RHC...
     
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  9. One of the lads

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    This seems harsh as Wayne spoke so highly of you.
     
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  10. Swarbs

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    Ask Billy Bob. Tho' he seems to have no idea what deflection is, so I doubt he knows what real is either...

    P.S. Supersymmetry theory - real or not?

    I looked at the goal scoring charts. Couldn't see Dempsey with many goals for Liverpool... <whistle>
     
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  11. Raheemthespeedmachine

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    There's a reason for that, he plays for the spuds you nitwit.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I never miss irony <ok> You may, though <laugh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It seems some doubt has been cast on that theory since the 5.9 sigma at CERN. Jury out?
     
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  14. One of the lads

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    You miss a lot RHC. You wouldn't be aware of it though, obviously! Maybe it's a generational thing.
     
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  15. ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME

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    Not many goals for Liverpool anyway they are still -GD.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Do feel free to provide examples of my perceived dementia.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    Judging by your photo I'd say 42 C cup. <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then you'd be wrong. Most estate agents I know rely on the cheap shot <ok>
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Bigger?? they looked at least a handfull
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Deformed as well? You must have the hands of a two year old child. Full of cheap shots today, eh?
     
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