I had gastro-enteritis last year and the wee student doctor lassie put one finger up my arse. That was the most uncomfortble thing in my life. **** putting anything up your arse, I'll have a wee bit of remorse next time I take the brown trail with a lassie. No much though.
Ah , the old "nhs switcherooni " where you get shown the pretty wee student and dont notice the gaylord consultant sliding in at the back
happend to me in thailand the old switcheroo. got told to go lie down face down off a wee darlin, hink a actually fell asleep but not sure cos a was completely rat arsed, mite even of got robbed, but anyway was gettin a massage off this 'wee darlin' turn round and theres a ****in lady boy there. a ****in grabbed ma stuff and got the **** out a there. payed the wee woman at the desk jst incase she foned th polis. luckily ma loyal wee taxi scooter **** was waitin on me what a legend, took me round about 10 differenrt places tryin to get me my hole but they wer all shut cos it was 8am eventually he took me to a place where a got a rub n tug. the wee **** waited on me and took me home. he tried to sell me coke about 20 times what a guy forgot to say that the lady boy actually jumped on ma back and when he realised a wisny payin the ****, he was goin ****in ape **** now that a think about it.
