The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Particularly coherent tonight, I presume you have been a good boy and been taking your ritalin.

 

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Rooney is a better finisher and Suarez is more skillful but I don't see a lot else different to be honest. They both work hard for the team and both have a lot of passion too

 

So all of a sudden 116 goals in 290 appearances is better than 82 in 110. Suarez goal ratio throughout his overall career not only pisses all over Rooneys. He drops his kecks and ****s on it too. Suarez is one of the best strikers in world football. Rooney is the 4th best striker in Scumchester.

 

Wayne took all the royalties for the video didn't he?

 

Ions ago when the world was flat I played the game of ball to foot in the land of the dutch. In just 1 game I scored 400billion goals.

There is a saying that the dutch use.....

Our leagues like a brothel, any one can score

Let this be a lesson to you!

 

By the way, the stats in this post are the work of a genius. A completely ****ing mental genius but well played nonetheless.

 

Lets not forget that Luis Suarez has won the Copa America, been a star in world cups. Shrek has disappeared in 3 international tournaments and thats when he wasn't sent off in disgrace. All this was blamed on his ''personal problems''. He was caught with his pants down with £2000 a night slut when his wife was up the spout with John Terrys child.

 

Luis Suarez has won the Copa America - Who hasnt won a Copa America? They give them away at Starbucks with each coffee.

been a star in world cups - Hes made headlines, thats a given.

 

Suarez has been miles better in big tornaments compared to Rooney.

I follow England strongly like many others, but Rooney has so far failed to turn up on the big stage. He's capable of, but i'd be lying if I said he's been better than Suarez.

 

Do you enjoy being an embarrassment to your fellow Liverpool fans? How much longer are you going to last around here do you reckon?

 

Did John Terry shag your mum as well?

 

Not to mention Rooneys three champions league finals.
2008. Subbed for being anonymous vs Chelsea.
2009. Found in Gerard Pique's pocket two weeks after the final.
2011. Didn't come out for the 2nd half vs Barcelona

 

I dont think international football is of a high standard personally. Its poor, slow and incredibly boring. Sure that might be down to England being dire these days but my personal peak in terms of international football was 96 and England were not exactly world beaters at the time yet the whole standard of football at that level was considerably higher than it is now.

So for me I dont care about international football.

 

The entire England team never turns up at major tournaments.. Don't think he can be singled out in a entire team of ****e.

On the basis to which you're basing your opinion on Rooney, your own scouse legend gerrard is equally ****.. He has made just as many absent performances. Also fowler, what did he ever do in an England shirt?? The alleged most natural goal scorer ever to grace the premiership ran round like a headless chicken in an England shirt.

 

If we were to go off International football then Podolski would be a world beater. Hes not anywhere near.

 

Personally I couldn't give a **** about what you or KPR thinks about Rooney as I'm not much of a fan of the lad, I don't support Rooney I support United, and he shagged KPR's mum which isn't on even if he paid for it but...comparing him and Suarez'sinternational careers is a crock of ****. I'm guessing that, like many Liverpool fans, you think that Blobby Fowler was more than just a two or three season wonder and yet he didn't do a lot for England did he?

 

Changing the goal-posts to suit yourself it seems? The fact of the matter is Suarez has done it one the biggest stage, where Shrek has bottled and choked on the biggest stage. There is no real comparison, Suarez is one of the worlds best. Shrek is a good premiership forward but then again so is Jermaine Defoe.

 

Like when you post you must realise you look like a prat?

 

When was Suarez Champions League final appearance again?