What car do you drive ?

Wasn't he a stretford fan ?

 

Just came out of uni so never had the money to have lessons or buy a car.

Did my theory test last week and failed by one frickin' mark.

 

He was a Stretford fan

Figures . . .

 

I don't drive but my bro has an Audi q7. Dad got so annoyed with me refusing to take a driving test he offered the car to me!

 

Does your Dad want to adopt me ?

 

Haha provided you can convince my bro to stop coming back to my country for every vacation I'm sure he will be glad to!

 

Great, I'll start packing my bags

 

Just don't encroach upon my rights!
PS: convincing my bro to stop coming back to my Country for vacation is immpossible! He can't stand the laws In London which prevent him from speeding! Yes yes he's a petrol head!

 

audi a6 2002. currently selling if anyone interested

 

Estate or Saloon ?

 

Where do you live fella ?

 

I originally come from Pakistan but I've been living in the uk for the past 9yrs. Don't want to go back...luckily I also have an American passport!

 

I've been working on trying to get a US green card through my job. But those Yanks aren't renowned for their welcome with open arms policy.

Do you want to sell me your passport ?

 

Yes for the price of your British passport and ill throw you the Pakistani one for free! And my house too (it's massive but useless!)

 

Sounds like a deal

 

Great!

 

.As i'm a card carrying communist i'm not welcome in the USA.

 

...or anywhere else for that matter!

 

My last 2 cars I owned were an Audi S3 mapped to 265bhp and a mkIV R32 mapped to 255 Bhp. It only had 835miles on the clock. And I bought it from new. Probably the best car I have ever owned. I used to drive it and think is this really my car.

 

I'm always made welcome whenever i visit DPR Korea or Cuba