a terrible mistake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-10701733

poor bastard

 

A shock in the baws for a few grand compo. Would you take it?

 

dont know, its a hard one. i think i would rather give birth than suffer any pain to the baws

 

I'm sure quite a few on here would. After the £10m for HIV, nothing surprises me on here.

 

Aye, doubt I would. It's painful enough being on here for a few grand. Never mind 10,000 Volts to your plums.

Also, "accidental" my arse. They don't just fire randomly, that copper thought the boy was a right prick so gave him a shock in the gonads.

 

Aye but HIV isn't a shock in the baws. You just end up brown breid. You literally cannot comprehend the pain involved in ball-ache Tina. Women go on about child-birth but a shot in the stones is pure agony.

 

what about you tina? would you take a tazer up the snatch for a few grand?

 

I'd pay to watch that

 

No. £10m maybe though.

 

me too, we should orgainise a pay per view event

 

How much?

A kick in the balls can't be that sore. I think you're over reacting.

 

I can imagine the headline in The Sun:

 

you clearly have no idea what you are talking about

 

Drama queen.

 

av took a taser to the neck arm and arse, all be it a feeble one that cudny drop a man but it was still ****in horrible. just like 2 angry needles goin right into ur skin. **** knows what that **** musta felt man his name was peter cox

 

Bet he's glad his name wasn't Peter Bawsak.

 

he shud claim he canny get a hardon anymore, would get an absolute fortune. wonder wot heather mills got when a copper cut her leg off?

 

will he be charged??

 

I should ****ing hope so!

 

A bit of AC/DC from a P.C.?