Slaaaaag

i punched the guy who showed me that <boak>

 

ye cany find that vid anywhere these days. a wanted to show ma maw but cudny find it.

 

awww, that's a shame Nev, was it her birthday

 

I watched the beginning of that. It actually made me feel sick.

 

Nev

 

i think it was probably a fake

 

Nobody could have made that perfect a Mr Whippy

 

exactly

probably angel delight

 

Isn't there "1 guy, 1 jar" where a guy shoves a jam jar up his jacksie and it smashes into piece, piercing his ring to ****.

 

Aye they just stuff ice cream up their arse. thats how a was able to **** over it

 

You ever been on Meatholes.com Nev?

My mate showed me a video of a guy tied down with a giant transparent funnel in his mouth and a young lassie ****ting in it. You could see him swallowing the lumps and everything. ****ing howling.

 

av seen a few of the sample clips off meatholes but it was nothin like that, mainly just very rough porn, lassies gettin shagged aw ways. no ****e tho. myabe it was a different site

 

Nah, it was the same site. My mate just likes the honking stuff like ****ting and spewing. I quite like it for the rough stuff. Two words:

MAX HARDCORE!!!!!

 

he's ****e. the boy with the tash on meatholes is the best. think they call him the animal

 

He's a legend that boy. The guy who plays Billy in Predator used to be in Pornos

 

the guy that was predator got bad aids from a blood tansfusion and died. he also played bigfoot.

 

Quit bein coy ya ****, you know there is.

 

Aye, but I've tried very hard to erase it from my mind. Bad enough getting ring-sting after spicy food. **** getting slivers of glass in your bowels.

 

My birds a nurse in a colorectal ward and it would surprise you how many folk she's seen with glass up the jacksie