The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Go stick your head in an oven, or here's something better, go to the Etihad and sit with the City fans with a United shirt on. You'll be in intensive care before you know it.

 

Your old man won't be impressed KPR, he must be mad enough that you're clearly not taking your medication.

 

what the actual **** is that supposed to be

 

It means that the best thing you can do for mankind is visit the Etihad, sit amongst the City fans and get the **** kicked out of you.

 

Depending on the score of the game, the city fans might want to switch kit with UIR!

 

There is no chance City fans would want to wear a tablecloth. Secondly there is more chance of Liverpool fans wearing an Everton shirt than there is of City fans wearing a United shirt.

 

Oh good. KPR's killed the banter thread again

I would compare him to a rodent, but rodents actually have the capacity to learn and moderate their behaviour over time...

 

Swarbs.
You're losing to the 2nd worst team in the league. How does that feel, I'm enjoying it. It seems you've not got a United employee refereeing the game. Nani is safe this weekend, there is no need for him to go to the shops for vaseline.

 

At least wait until the game is over! Just pulled one back, 2-1 game on.

 

Point ****ing proven KPR, just watch the game and wait til the end to gloat. And it is hernandez again that ****!!!!

 

He already looks like a twat so why does he care?

 

Hernandez again.... so typical!

 

His ability to be in the right place is unreal, you need a man like this to play infront of suarez!

 

indeed we do. What about Anderson? looking tidy and as good in the chelsea game as well. Bout time or too late?

 

Aha. Ahaha. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Remember what I said about rodents being able to learn from their mistakes? You need to see a doctor about your premature smugness.

Tho' five minutes or injury time? Are you sure we don't have a Utd employee reffing the match? Oh wait....

 

No no, remember Fergie asked for it in the first half, then when Hernandez scored late on, it was too late to ask for the refund.

 

Still too soon to tell. He's had great runs in the team and looked tidy before, but then his leg falls off or he crashes his car or he eats his own foot and is out for the rest of the season. Still sitting on the fence - he's worth having in the squad at the moment, but if we were to sign another CM and had to make a squad place he'd be the one to go imo.

Saw him with the fourth official right after the third goal saying "Sorry, I was wrong, there's no time to add on, let's just go home now"

 

Oh dear.

 

I've always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, still young and had a bit of an injury problem he will need to start proving himself soon and i think he is starting to do that.

 

Yeah, I also enjoyed.

Glad you enjoyed it too.