Id just say right lads we arent expected to get anything here, pressure off go express yourselves and give it a go.
" see that lot on 'not606'? go out and play the way we know we can and give them something positive to write about" and "AJ i want to see you have a blinder so i can read NMG's apology"
I think it's his time of the month cos he's been like this for the last few days now, normally a very good poster.
He'll get sent off in the first half and Osman will get booked for diving (again) then Fletcher will celebrate his Scotland call up by knocking in the winner in the 95th minute as the ref has inadvertently worn SAFs watch and, thinks it's only 90 minutes.
"Id like to introduce my new assistant manager, Udi Hussein... Whats that udi? If we dont win you'll brand the soles of their feet with a red hot poker?... You heard him lads....He's a mental one"