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Another Muamba ****fest

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Erik, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. originallambrettaman

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    Wasn't '****stain' one of yours?
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

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    I believe it may have been.

    This autumn I have mostly been using dicksplash.

    Old school but it does the job.
     
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  3. andy payton's mullet

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    Whilst watching Die Hard last night I realised the current lack of use of the term ****head.

    I am starting a crusade to bring back the word to its rightful place at the forefront of insults.
     
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  4. Putter65

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    the tv interview was rather embarrassing to watch.
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Hey dont call that dog lifesaver call it ****head.
     
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  6. andy payton's mullet

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    The Jerk?
     
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  7. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that his heart stopped beating for 78 minutes yet he lived to tell the tale, I'd pretty much say, as far as achievements go, that is bordering on a miracle!
     
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  8. NewarkTiger

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    He only get's so much recognition as he's the impoverished black kid from the Congo who made it good and then Jesus saved his life and it was a miracle.

    I'm surprised he didn't see the face of Jesus in his porridge when he had breakfast in the hospital.

    It this was Joey Barton, he wouldn't have been rolled out at WHL. Well, not unless he survived but turned into a vegetable and they wheeled him out on the pitch so people could point and laugh!
     
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  9. andy payton's mullet

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    Don't be such a ****head, there's a good lad
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Excellent call. Perfect usage.
     
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  11. Murdoc

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    **** Thread, he's clearly thanking everybody on behalf of his family and himself for their support whilst he was rather close to death...

    I for one would thank anybody who supported me and showed me respect whilst I was laid out in a Hospital bed after a cardiac arrest. He was forced to give up a sport that he loved playing because of it and it makes sense to at least thank everybody and wave goodbye to the game you loved.

    This is basically saying anybody who's just survived a life threatening occurance shouldn't be able to come out and say thanks to those who had visited them whilst they were laid out.

    I visit my old man who's in Hospital on a regular basis with cancer, give him company with my brother who I don't particularly get on with, his work colleagues visit him as well so those he necessarily didn't speak to should be completely ignored for their support I suppose because they aren't of any real importance are they?

    You need to see somebody Erik, you're a sick man.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .. immortality <whistle>
     
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  13. Erik

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    I realise he wanted to thank the crowd, but why was such a big show made of it? And Spurs fans were just as worried as Bolton fans? Who really gives a ****? The bloke was just an average footballer who happened to fall victim to nature. Now he's writing a book about his life and was apparently going to be on this year's 'I'm A Celebrity'! He's being lauded as some kind of hero for being 'brave' enough to return to White Hart Lane, as if he's some war veteran returning to the Somme to recount how he saw his friends slaughtered before narrowly escaping the enemy and smuggling aboard a boat back to Blighty. He's also something of a moron, as he keeps insisting that God saved him, presumably after having tried to kill him in the first place.

    <doh>

    Whereas those poor bastards unlucky enough not to have their strokes, heart-attacks or seizures in a football ground at which there are dozens of medical staff on-hand should, er...

    It is not a miracle to nearly die. It is not a miracle to receive excellent medical care (well, perhaps in Hull it would be). Muamba is not the Second Coming of Christ.

    1) It's good of you to put words in my mouth

    2) Apologies if my opinion sickens you, but I hope to God you don't see some of my other posts <laugh>
     
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  14. Murdoc

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    I've seen your other posts, and I don't really think you should be allowed to be registered on any Forums in the UK.
     
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  15. Erik

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    You need to grow a pair of bollocks, ya great big ****
     
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  16. Murdoc

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    I have 3 kids, my bollocks are working quite fine <cheers>

    Bore off.
     
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  17. Erik

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    <laugh> I can't believe they let you breed!
     
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  18. Murdoc

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    It's nothing to do with letting, it's somebody actually wanting to have kids with me. Something you're not familiar with I take it?
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    .. inferring you needed to get permission first?
     
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  20. Murdoc

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    <laugh>!
     
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