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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What's not to love?
     
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    Exactly - we should have more happiness on this forum. Ah actually sod it - ER's watching - hey ER - show us your knob
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I never even knew. Not a hint.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too right mate, am the whole package me.
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He's been tugging off in your garden shed while watching you through binoculars on-and-off for years now.

    <PudLust>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. Shed envy, cos he's no got a shed anymore.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    7 out of 10 sex murders in North Lanarkshire are caused by shed envy <ok>

    The other 3 are usually incest.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    We know how to live it up in the NL

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are you sure you're whole ....

    <missingdigit>
     
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    I'm definitely moving to North Lanarkshire - sounds a lot more braad minded than down here <bandit>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No wonder...

    You seen his shed?

    Double doors, 3ft wide window .. with real glass!

    Clear varnish finish, felt roof, with a cusion underlay!

    It's the baws!
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If you love me so why must you hurt me all the time <wah>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Playground mentality ...
     
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    im building a shed tomorrow :(

    worst thing is that the missus was banging on about it not aving a window when i was buing it on the net - i was all "of course it has a window dont be stupid - the picture is from the other side!"

    delivered yesterday

    cant see a ****ing window <grr>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh you poor deluded ****ing soul.
     
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    Dev - if you have nothing to say about sheds or declaring love for other posters on here this thread is no longer for you. You're absolutely right of course but, as they say in America, please get with the programme.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He'll soon be back giving his guesswork free reign on who was at Celtic Park the other night.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I can't believe you all weren't there. I loved CL games. used to take a holiday the next day so I could get hammered for them <laugh>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    My ex sister law is a pretty smart lady - but daft as ****.

    When I was going skydiving she asked how I got back in the plane after jumping out <facepalm>

    She cooked a chicken upside down and complained there was no meat on it. Never thought to turn it right way up.

    We were playing a board game one night where you describe something to your team mate for them to guess what it is without the opposing teams guessing what it is first. She described to her sister (my ex missus) "the country where polar bears live". We immediately said the Arctic thinking we'd won the point. Nope. Her sister replied "Poland" and was correct. She was describing Poland. Dunno if that's mental ******ation on both their parts or an amazing display of lateral thinking.
     
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