Who the **** is Ned Boulting? Is he a ghost or something? Or just to ugly for ITV to show his face? No idea what he was wittering about as I turn the sound off for football on ITV. Commentary is just plain ****e.
Carroll actually pulled out of that tackle. Was a freekick but, surprise surprise, the opposition player makes a meal of it.
Lovely goal. Superb hold up play by Adebayor, great ball by Huddlestone, typical run and cross from Bale and a simple finish for Defoe's hat-trick. Very nice.
Could do with Ade getting one now, too. It'll make AVB's decisions on Sunday that little bit more difficult.
Who is in the England squad? I mean, apart from every English Liverpool player? Donkey Carroll? Fat Frank? Stewart 'I'm-a-professional-footballer-honest' Downing?
Yes, really nice team goal. Carroll and Adebayor in a 4-4-2 looks at least like a good option against weaker teams/at home. But as good as he's been as a playmaker, Carroll can't tackle at all, apparently. I'd like to see him paired with Sandro.
In the 84th minute, Spurs start to drop back to their box before challenging. You can feel the Maribour goal coming. They really do press well, and are fast enough to catch up if the players get through the press. It's their defending statically in their own box that's truly godawful.